April 12, 2012

I’m homeless too! Give ME money, bum!

Some bum sees me at a park bench leaching city wireless on the laptop and proceeds to tell me he’s homless and can I please spare some money. I cut him off and told him I’m homeless too, and have been for the last 2.5 years even though I dont look like it, and that everything on my bike is my house. He was jaw droppingly shocked cause I’m clean and look like a pretty little city girl/ or pretty little daddys girl with money in my pocket to throw away.


Stereotype: Tall, blonde and female = mound of money in my pocket, stupid, a harlot, and froogle